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Our President Deserves an Award

Postby Doc E » Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:31 am

LBJ:
• We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)

Nixon:
• I am not a crook

GHW Bush:
• Read my lips - No New Taxes

Clinton:
• I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski

GW Bush:
• Iraq has weapons of mass destruction

Obama:
• I will have the most transparent administration in history.
• The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
• I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
• The IRS is not targeting anyone.
• It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
• If I had a son.
• I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".
• You didn't build that!
• I will restore trust in Government.
• The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
• The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
• It's not my red line - it is the world's red line.
• Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
• We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
• I am not spying on American citizens.
• Obama Care will be good for America.
• You can keep your family doctor.
• Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
• If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
• It's just like shopping at Amazon.
• I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
• I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
• I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
• I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
• And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.
And the biggest one of all:
• "I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."

I believe we have a winner

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Re: Our President Deserves an Award

Postby orhunter » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:01 am

JFK bagged Marilyn Monroe....
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Re: Our President Deserves an Award

Postby GPBLITZ » Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:04 pm

orhunter wrote:JFK bagged Marilyn Monroe....


Prize 1 204.... :wink:
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Re: Our President Deserves an Award

Postby Doc E » Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:59 pm

orhunter wrote:JFK bagged Marilyn Monroe....


I don't think he ever lied about it --- except may to Jackie.

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Re: Our President Deserves an Award

Postby DesertPP » Fri Feb 07, 2014 2:41 am

JFK may have been there in person; but by President Jimmy Carter's standards virtually every other American male at the time was guilty of the deed as well. :oops:
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