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Hoss's JOKE of the day

Postby Steve Anker » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:47 am

An Old Italian comes into the Fresh Fish Store.....
"I wanna somma Coddafishay" He says
The attendant asks him "What kinda fish do you want?"
"Coddafishay" he blurts out....
"OH, you mean Codfish?" says the attendant,
"Do you want FILET?" says the attendant
"NO!" says the Old time Italian
He elaborates
"No, not for LAY...For EAT!....."
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Re: Hoss's JOKE of the day

Postby GRIFF MAN » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:48 am

:(


We may have to revoke your "cool" card! :oops:
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Re: Hoss's JOKE of the day

Postby Smilin Jack » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:34 pm

Must be an off day
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Re: Hoss's JOKE of the day

Postby orhunter » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:58 pm

Kinda floundering with the humor.....
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Re: Hoss's JOKE of the day

Postby mtlhdr » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:56 pm

orhunter wrote:Kinda floundering with the humor.....


Yup, that one flopped...
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Re: Hoss's JOKE of the day

Postby Smilin Jack » Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:21 pm

C'mon Steve . We are waiting :?:
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Re: Hoss's JOKE of the day

Postby Steve Anker » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:33 am

A kid, returning to the Bakery, from where he just bought a BIG RAISIN Cookie meets the Attendee behind the counter.....

The kid with a bite in his cookie says-
"Mister , Mister, there was a FLY in my raisin cookie...!
I want my MONEY back......." .

The Attendant says...
"NO"

The kid says
'Why NOT?"

The squeaky tight Attendant states-
"Alright, Bring me the FLY....I'll give you a RAISIN..."
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Re: Hoss's JOKE of the day

Postby DrahtsundBraats » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:24 am

Evidently there are unwanted side effects with bypass surgery :wink:
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Re: Hoss's JOKE of the day

Postby Smilin Jack » Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:27 am

Here is one for you Steve

Wife asks Husband .

Want some diner

Husband to Wife .

What are my choices

Wife to Husband .

Yes or No
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Re: Hoss's JOKE of the day

Postby orhunter » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:01 pm

Speakin' of raisins........

There was this quaint little neighborhood bakery that made a large assortment of goodies, including raisin bread.

One of the employees was a very nice looking young gal with a body that wouldn't quit. She was in the habit of wearing short dresses and skirts to work which the male customers took advantage of. Every time a male customer came in the shop, they always wanted something off the top shelf. This required the young gal to get a small step ladder to climb up and get the item down. Gave anyone who was paying attention a great shot of those lovely legs. One day, the raisin bread was on the top shelf and naturally, ever guy who came through the door wanted a loaf. While she was up the ladder fetching a loaf for one fella and old fart named Harvey walked through the door. So she wouldn't have to climb the ladder again, she inquired, Harvey, is it raisin? I responded, "Nope, just twichin' a mite."
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