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Freak Accident...

Postby Dmog » Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:43 pm

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Oompa Loompa gobbelty goo, we're gonna feed our hippo with you!
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Re: Freak Accident...

Postby orhunter » Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:11 pm

With the chocolate factory shut down, Oompa Loompa's are having a tough time getting work.
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Re: Freak Accident...

Postby Dmog » Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:24 am

Nothing like a "little" hoax story to get a chuckle out of you...
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Re: Freak Accident...

Postby Steve Anker » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:35 pm

Hippo swallows Bangkok midget....
...an HOUR later, the Hippo, was HUNGRY AGAIN...!
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Re: Freak Accident...

Postby orhunter » Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:14 pm

Yea, like an order of fries without the burger.
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Re: Freak Accident...

Postby JTracyII » Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:49 pm

I can take a joke, but I think the jokes have gone a bit far. I am a dwarf. Little known fact about me... I know you guys didn't know so no big deal. No harm done.
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Re: Freak Accident...

Postby orhunter » Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:17 pm

No harm intended and certainly no prejudice against the altitude impaired. I think we're all consenting adults and can take a joke when it's on us as well as dish it out to most any undeserving soul. Humor allows us to better deal with real life. I mostly hang out with guys half my age so I get a lot of old jokes. None of us is perfect and need to be able to deal with our individual defects. I've got plenty.
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Re: Freak Accident...

Postby JTracyII » Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:48 pm

Ok guys. I'm just kidding. I'm actually 6 ft 1.
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Re: Freak Accident...

Postby orhunter » Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:14 pm

Ha ha.... I'm still taller than you....
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Re: Freak Accident...

Postby K Locke » Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:46 am

Wow, that got awkward for minute. Jack should be on V-dog probation for that stunt.
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Re: Freak Accident...

Postby Dmog » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:09 am

JTracy, you had me feeling pretty bad for a moment....then I remembered that I thought I meet you at OKNAVDA and if your a dwarf, Im a dwarf :mrgreen:

Just so everyone knows, it certainly is not my intent to offend anyone with any of my jokes I post...
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Re: Freak Accident...

Postby JTracyII » Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:29 am

K Locke wrote:Wow, that got awkward for minute. Jack should be on V-dog probation for that stunt.
orhunter wrote:Ha ha.... I'm still taller than you....
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Re: Freak Accident...

Postby JTracyII » Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:30 am

[quote="Dmog"]JTracy, you had me feeling pretty bad for a moment....then I remembered that I thought I meet you at OKNAVDA and if your a dwarf, Im a dwarf :mrgreen: quote]
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Re: Freak Accident...

Postby stephanieraw9 » Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:38 pm

That article looks like it was ripped from the Onion. :lol:
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